I must speak with your lord and master.ġst soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?ġst soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!ġst soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!ġst soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one! King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. she's made of wood.ġst soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there? Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck. Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone? So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches? Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know. Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows? King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?īridgekeeper: Huh? I. is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.īridgekeeper: What. is the capital of Assyria?īridgekeeper: Stop. Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.īridgekeeper: What. Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
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